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ESCAPRIL 2023: If I told you, you’d go mad
I lied when I said the stamp broke by accident, that the box must’ve gotten squished in the cupboard, Leading to the contents getting crushed by the pressure I had this twisted idea that if I told you, you’d go mad I think because you had been stressed lately Still, I should have been honest,…
ESCAPRIL 2023: Nocturnal Animal
The blue light thrums gently, fingers tapping away at keys You know you should be asleep but you won’t Your days are spent logging hours at your job But your nights? They are yours. You’ll do everything you wished and wanted But you always end up paying the same price each morning The one thing…
ESCAPRIL 2023: Attention
Attention, Attention 3 Tiktoks, 2 Instagram posts, a product placement, retweet me Attention, Attention I need my daily validation from strangers on the internet Attention, Attention 4 Tweets, 5 Snapchats, clothes haul, photoshop Attention, Attention TikTok Live, like and subscribe, pay me your life savings Attention, Attention #breakfastpost, #wokeuplikethis, like me, like me, like me,…
ESCAPRIL 2023: Eavesdrop
I wasn’t meant to hear what you said about me Or maybe I was? I hadn’t exactly been hiding but maybe you thought I was out of earshot I suppose it doesn’t matter If you’re wondering, which I’m sure you are now, no I did not let Sam know what you did You let that…
ESCAPRIL 2023: Vision of the Future
I had a vision of the future after reading this mornings newspaper All doom and gloom and the end is neigh shit But as I looked to you, drinking your coffee, laughing at something you saw on your phone I thought At least I don’t have to face it alone, at least I’ll see the…
#ProjectMistbound Update: I wrote a book!
Writing a book is a mammoth undertaking. And recently I finally finished my first one! At least the first draft. According to my google document, I started writing #ProjectMistbound in January of 2020, however I know the ideas and initial scenes were drafted and brewing in my brain and scribbled notebooks for at least a…