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ESCAPRIL 2023: Synapse
synapse noun noun: synapse; plural noun: synapses a junction between two nerve cells, consisting of a minute gap across which impulses pass by diffusion of a neurotransmitter. Sometimes I wonder if you have enough cells in your brain… I never met anyone so terrible at picking up the signals of someone flirting with them. …
ESCAPRIL 2023: A Bit Of Advice
A bit of advice: Smile often, toothy and bright Laugh earnestly whenever you feel the urge Cry if you need to, don’t bottle it inside Yell and scream if it helps get your through Emotions are powerful, make sure you use them Use them all however you please There is release, magic, freedom in the…